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Minggu, 01 Januari 2012

Kumpulan Doa Minta Jodoh ( Kocak Abizzz )


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Jupitter Funny


Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, Gw datengin rumahnye...gw gorok bapak ibunye...gw perkosa dia...gw acak2 kamarnya... mau apa loe... (edisi preman tanah abang)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, Jauhkanlah. (edisi wajar)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, Tolong dibantu yak! Bimsalabim jadi apa prok 3x! (edisi Pak Tarno)


Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, tolong dicek lagi ! Mungkin salah baca. (edisi ngotot)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, TER LA LU... (edisi Bang Rhoma Irama)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, tolong isi pulsa mama yaaaa. (edisi penipu)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku,saya hanya bisa prihatin (edisi SBY)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, temennya lucu juga. (edisi nawar)


Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, kenapa dia ada di GOLKAR? (edisi oposisi)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, SALAH GUE?!! SALAH TEMEN-TEMEN GUE?!! (edisi AADC)

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku, dekatkanlah. Kalau dia bukan jodohku, ya sudahlah... (edisi Bondan feat Fade 2 Black)


Ya Tuhan... kalau dia ini jodohku, lindungilah dia! Jangan sampai dia tertukar ato hilang. (edisi sendal saat Shalat Jumat) 

Ya Tuhan... kalau dia jodohku dekatkanlah, kalau dia bukan jodohku, jodohkanlah, tapi kalau dia sudah kau jodohkan dengan orang lain, putuskanlah, dan jodohkan ia denganku.. (edisi maksa)


Sumber : http://warehouse1994.blogspot.com/2011/12/kumpulan-doa-minta-jodoh-berbagai-edisi.html

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